I came home today and found a Mini mouse thong under the covers of my bed! I honestly don't have a clue how they got there I haven't had any action like that for ages. The most disturbing thing about it all is why the hell are disney making Mini mouse thongs? Thats just not right.
Look there has even been an extra notch added to my bed board! the cheeky bastards.
Who the hell keeps doing these things in my room.
3 comments:
Good point about the mini mouse thong seb. Bloody Disney subliminally trying to promote promiscuous sex with the young, very young indeed. Are you including self given hand jobs, for a notch on the board? x
No they don't count, why was it you who put that notch on there?
Dam... you've caught me out.
x
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