Since putting this shelf up i have developed a beard, grown huge biceps and started to spit because i am now finally a real man.

This jar of Blackpool air has always fascinated me as how did the cheeky bastards get away with it?!  I kind of bought it out of respect for their cheeky bastard ways, i remember just aplauding the women at the counter as i bought it. 

I have a souvenir of the Egyptian Pyramids too because i went all the way to Egypt on holiday but didn't go and see the pyramids so instead i just bought this and pretended i went so i didn't get told off. 

It was going to take ages to get there  and it was BBQ night at my hotel and who wants to miss that?!