This is weird I came back to my room the other day and there was a bottle of scotch and a half smoked cigar next to my bed.
Someone has been in my room drinking scotch and smoking cigars when I have been out, it has to be one of my flat mates but they all deny it, plus why would they want to lay on my bed whilst smoking a cigar and drinking scotch from the bottle. What would they gain from this.
I just don't get it!

Bulls- eye the little bugger pooed on my bluming bed. Why did he have to do it where I sleep. Dont worry Im going to get him back tonight.

This is my gig wall.
These are the tickets that survived, the James Brown gig I went to was the last one before he died.

I killed a fly the other day, I hunted him down whilst his annoying buzzing noise was disturbing my sleep. He put up quite a fight but in the end a rolled up pair of Christmas socks killed the little fellow, he died to the electronic sound of Jingle bells coming from the socks.
Anyway I thought the fly deserved a plaque in honour of this great battle, he showed true courage that night.

The hairy Bikers are the best thing to happen to this world. I put their picture at the side of my bed so that I wake up to them everyday. Just look at their cheeky faces.

Rite I've got a cat to sort out my mouse problem.

This is Bulls-eye I just got him from the cats protection foster home. I thought I'd get a Cat from there because I wanted to give those poor little guys a better life, plus its allot cheaper.

He's called Bulls-eye because his last owners used to use him as a moving dart- board, they actually tattooed a target on his back. Cruel but at least I got a free dart-board! 

Only joking cat lovers.

Well I thought Id better get into the christmas spirit so I bought a tree of christmas.

Well its not really a real tree its one of those fake plastic ones.

I couldn't be bothered with the needles

Oh no I think I've got mice.

Id better get a cat.

Bazza has a massive poo

Check out the massive floater I had to fish out of Barry's Tank the other day. 

Maybe I should stop feeding him steak.

Here hang my greatest achievements in life. I put  them above my desk to remind me of what I can accomplish if I really put my mind to it.

I don't think Id better play that again the poor little bugger has just about stopped shaking.

Sorry Bazza

I was playing some chemical brothers the other day and look what happened to Barry!

I don't believe in downloading films I just have to buy the real thing, you no so you've got something real that you can actually touch.

I still haven't put all my dvds on the shelves yet though, I got distracted by Crufts 2004 it was such a good year for well behaved dogs.  

Big Baz

Meet my new fish Barry, he's ace I picked him because he was the fattiest.

I called him Barry out of respect for my last fish Gary who was named after my favorite footballer ever, the mighty Gary Kelly. 

I feel that the name Barry is kind of a step on from Gary, if I have another fish after Barry I would call it Larry.Plus I don't want Barry to feel like he is just living in Gary's footsteps, errrm fin propulsion do I.

Anyways lets hope he lives longer than a week.

Since putting this shelf up i have developed a beard, grown huge biceps and started to spit because i am now finally a real man.

This jar of Blackpool air has always fascinated me as how did the cheeky bastards get away with it?!  I kind of bought it out of respect for their cheeky bastard ways, i remember just aplauding the women at the counter as i bought it. 

I have a souvenir of the Egyptian Pyramids too because i went all the way to Egypt on holiday but didn't go and see the pyramids so instead i just bought this and pretended i went so i didn't get told off. 

It was going to take ages to get there  and it was BBQ night at my hotel and who wants to miss that?!

My room is starting to feel quite homely now. I suppose it should do after all the money I've spent on it.

Then I just watched a program about bald idiots who wear glasses, which was my favorite program out of the whole evening. 

Think Id better get a TV license, or maybe I'll just be bad-ass and not bother. 

Then I watched a Heston Blumenthal cooking program.

I thought I'd have a night in with my new TV so I switched on  MTV2 and watched a live Moby gig.

Walked past Comet today and remembered how lonely my desk looked, so I got my self a brand new state of the art Tv and yes it is HD ready. It was bloody heavy carrying it back home though.